Justin Trudeau 69ing Himself: A Portrait of Reconciliation

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This is a painting of TWO JUSTIN TRUDEAUS: CANADIAN PRIME MINISTERS. For the keen eyed, you will see they are in the process of PRETZELING THEMSELVES into the 69 position: That BAKED GOOD of FLESHY CONQUEST

 

If you read the news, you’ll see Trudeau is caught between a ROCK and a HARD PLACE. The rock of HONOURING THE NATION OLD CANADIAN TRADITION OF VIOLENTLY FORCING INDIGENOUS PEOPLE TO ACQUIESCE TO THE MONEY BLINDED WHIMS OF GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED RESOURCE EXTRACTORS  and the hard place of NOT DOING THAT.

 

And THUS TWO TRUDEAUS 69 EACHOTHER: A PORTRAIT OF AUTOEROTIC RECONCILIATION

 

Beyond the fourth wall one can EASILY IMAGINE a CROWD: SILENT, aghast, AGOG. The only sound in the press hall is the BOMBASTIC SLURPING of TWO JUSTIN TRUDEAUS in an OUROBOROS OF MUTUAL CARNAL ECSTASY.

 

I painted this after indulging in one of the GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED GUMMY CANDIES that makes TIME SLOW DOWN and the HOUR LONG PROG ROCK program on college radio sound EXTRA TRANSCENDENTAL. I swear to god I could HEAR the CONVERSATION between now deceased NEIL PEART’S COMPLEX DRUMBEATS and GEDDY LEE’S IMPECCABLE BASS PLAYING

 

IF ONLY NATION TO NATION DIALOGUE WAS AS COMPREHENSIVE AND RESPECTFUL AS RUSH’s PITCH PERFECT  POLYRHYTHMS. Then we wouldn’t be subjected to the VILE SEXUAL FEAT OF FLESHY PUPPETRY that is TWO JUSTIN TRUDEAUS 69ING THEMSELVES.

 

The painting is 4ft x 5ft and it NEEDS TO GO. The “stretched” canvass is LOOSE AS HELL because I bought it from MICHAEL’S.

 

MAKE ME AN OFFER before LOWER TRUDEAU'S BLANCHED GAZE drives me MAD